Oh Mother! Silly & Sassy Quotes About Mothers

Mirth in a Box prefers snappy to sappy. We thought these quotes about mothers were Mother Goose and Goslingsdarn fun!

  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.  Author Unknown
  • Sweater, noun. A garment worn by a child when its mother is feeling chilly. Ambrose Bierce
  • I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It’s chicken and eggs. And I said, “I gotta use that one.” Paul Simon (ewwww!!!)
  • My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch. Jack Nicholson 
  • Mother is a verb not a noun. Anonymous
  • Mirror, mirror on the wall. I am my mother after all. Anonymous (so true and so disturbing!)
  • There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. Jill Churchill (OK, this one was too sweet to pass up)

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