Tabloid, Desperate for Respect, Scorns Octomom and Levy Johnston

In a bold attempt to gain the esteem of ┬ámainstream media, The National Enquirer has The National Enquirersworn off coverage of Levy Johnston and Nadya Suleman. The Enquirer felt deeply hurt by its exclusion from the White House Correspondents Dinner last Saturday night. “Frankly this snub was the last straw. The NY Times, Wall Street journal and the like have formed an impenetrable clique that ostracizes any newspaper that folds the wrong way.” said Sparkle Brightly, editor of the astrology section.

When asked what and who they will focus on now, Ms Brightly replied,”The Kardashians.”

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