Dog Jokes-Woof!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!Alex Berg's dog, Tess, wearing glasses

What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because frost bites!

Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Bow Wow Love gift for new dog ownersA few canine zingers:

  • A dog has an owner…a cat has a staff
  • This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated.
  • The food on the plane was fit for a king. “Here King!

Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual gift boxes. We recently created to custom gift boxes that are perfect to send to a new dog owner, Bow Wow Love and Wag the Dog. Please check out these and the other fine gifts onĀ our site!

 

 

 

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