Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because frost bites!
Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
A few canine zingers:
- A dog has an owner…a cat has a staff
- This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated.
- The food on the plane was fit for a king. “Here King!
Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual gift boxes. We recently created to custom gift boxes that are perfect to send to a new dog owner, Bow Wow Love and Wag the Dog. Please check out these and the other fine gifts on our site!
