Timber! Tree Jokes & Puns

Unbeleafable! There are actually tree jokes out there though they are not fir everyone-Treeonly the poplar crowd. OK! Groan now!

How do trees get on the Internet? They log in.

What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree.

What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you!

What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled.

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One Response to Timber! Tree Jokes & Puns

  1. Ryan Ringe says:

    Great joke!!!!! arborbarbertreeservice.com

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