New York Yankee Jokes

It’s opening day at Yankee Stadium! Here’s a few New York Yankee jokes. We think Derek Jeterthey may have been written by those Boston Red Sox grumps.

What has 400 feet and 3 teeth? The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.

What’s the difference between a Yankee fan and a dentist? One roots for Yanks, the other yanks for roots.

Why did the Yankee fan cross the road? Alternate side of the street parking.

Why did George Steinbrenner lose the Kentucky Derby? Because he held the horse back.

If you see a Yankee fan on a bike why should you never swerve to hit him? Because there is a good chance that it is your bike!

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