Hockey Jokes

What do the Canadian Maple leafs and the Titanic have on common?  They both look Hockey Playersgood until they hit the ice.                                                                                      

Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto? It’s the only way Toronto Leaf fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!

What do the Ottawa Senators and possums have in common? Both play dead and are killed on the road.

What is the difference between a Edmonton Oilers fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after a while.

What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring? A thief.

How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup? Nobody knows and we may never find out.

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