Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain 
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser. Arnold Palmer
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.Buddy Hackett
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. Phyllis Diller
After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. Chi Chi Rodriguez
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. Gerald R. Ford
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers
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