Lab Notes: Fred and Ginger, Angelina & Billy Bob, Ren and Stimpy. In a perfect world, Mirth in a Box would be able to offer a remote controlled burp machine as the perfect companion to our remote controlled fart machine. We searched high and low and eventually found 3 devices that made burp-like noises. None had the superlative functionality and splendid sound quality of the Remote Controlled Fart Machine.
Testing: Next to The Remote Controlled Fart Machine Number 2, all of the burp
machines we tested were dim doppelgangers (crappy evil twins) to its brilliant sibling. Nonetheless, we sampled a keychain with 6 different belches that we thought would made a serviceable accompaniment to our Fart Machine in our “Stinking of You” box. We ordered a case. When the case arrived we tried one out. And then another and one more. OMG! The quality of the key chains was staggeringly sub par. During subsequent testing, not one person heard belching. We had reactions such as,” Is your phone off the hook?” “What’s that scrapping noise?” ” What in the world is that?” No laughs, smirks or even rolled eyes. We sent them all back and continue our quixotic quest for a reputable electronic burp producer.
In Conclusion: Though it pains us to go back to the drawing board, we figured no burp machine is better than a bad burp machine.
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