Mirth in a Box attempts some basketball humor. Yeah. We spend every game on the bench.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the team? She ran away from the ball!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls….
Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them!
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player? One drools, the other dribbles
What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color? Yeller!
Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball!
What do the cheerleaders drink during the game? Root beer!
How do the basketball players cool off during the game? They stand near the fans.