Saint Patrick’s Day Jokes

Mirth in a Box scoured the internet to find you this collection of Saint Patrick’s Day jokes. Wow. Now we see why the leprechauns are so testy!

Leprechaun Crossing

What do you call a dancing leprechaun with two left feet? A jig mistake!

What happens when a Leprechaun falls into a river? He gets wet!

How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? He took a short cut!

What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs! 

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? Because they’re very short-tempered! 

What  do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A Shamrock!

I was going to give the leprechaun a nasty look but he already had one.

Why did Saint Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He could not afford the plane tickets!

What do you get when you cross a four leafed clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck!

“I married an Irishman!”
“Oh, really?”
“No. O’Reilley!”

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