New Vaccine Tested to Prevent March Madness

An infectious disease specialist in Fairfield, CT announced that he was beginning clinical Basketball-March Madnesstrails for a new drug that could wipe out March Madness in the next decade. The doctor, who has asked for anonymity, cautioned that it was a long shot but certainly possible that this vaccine, along with annual boosters, could guard against this spring menace. Las Vegas gives the chance of success 1:12 odds. Certainly not a slam dunk.

Until then most experts suggest treating symptoms with deep breathing, increased quiet time, Jack Daniels and asprin.

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