What were King Tut’s favorite flowers? Chrysanthemummies!
What did the lawyer say to the judge? Iris my case!
What does one call a country where people only drive pink cars? A pink carnation!
What did the doctor say after she gave her patient a shot? I hope thistle make you feel better!
How did the dictator gain control? He rose to power!
How did the dieter avoid eating the donuts? She kept her tulips together!
Why did the butterfly get a cell phone? She wanted to cauliflower.
What did the grumper gardener say to the deer? You can kiss my aster!
What does the letter A have in common with a flower? Both are followed by bees!
“Annuals” mean disappointment only once a year.
Had to add this: “My wife’s a water sign. I’m an earth sign. Together we make mud.” Rodney Dangerfield