Meowch! Cat Jokes and Cute Kitten Picture

Gratuitous Pictures of Cute Kittens

These adorable kittens have nothing to do with these cat jokes.

Shhhh! I do not own a cat but I have been told that people love them. In fact, I think I am┬áthe only person I know, besides my husband and children, that doesn’t have a cat. As an homage to cat lovers everywhere, here’s some kitty witticisms:

I love cats; they taste just like chicken.
I like cats too. Let’s exchange recipes.
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

Quick! Answer these questions:

  • Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  • What does a cat do when it gets mad? He has a hissy fit.
  • What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
  • What is a cat’s favorite movie?“The Sound of Mewsic.”?
  • Why is the cat so grouchy? She’s in a bad mewd.
  • What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrrrple!

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