Cupid’s February To Do List

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Gay Gasser

1. Buy spare pair of SpanxCupid

2. Bleach diaper

3. Dry clean wings

4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt.

5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer

6. Appt for full body wax

7. Confirm interview with Dr. Phil

8. Rhino horn powder

9. 2x daily target practice

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2 Responses to Cupid’s February To Do List

  1. Cupid says:
    February 7, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    I’m naturally hairless, thank you.

    Reply

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