Super Bowl Half Time: Madonna Jokes

Mirth in a Box couldn’t resist looking for a few Madonna jokes. Most were not ready forMadonna prime time. Here are a few of the tamer ones:

Did you hear about the big fight Adele, Jewel, Bono and Madonna had? They are no longer on a first name basis.

How did Madonna get eletrocuted? She blew a fuse.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Madonna doesn’t have one and the pope never uses his. What is it? A last name.

Did you hear about Madonna’s humble new work? Neither have we.

And that’s all we could dig up on the mononymous Madonna!

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2 Responses to Super Bowl Half Time: Madonna Jokes

  1. I.P. Freely says:

    My guess about the answer to the third one was wrong.

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