My Funny Valentine: Love These Jokes

‘Ears a fews corny jokes for Valentines Day! Peas pass them along!

Candy HeartsWhat did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day? I Love Ewe!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself!

And my favorite:

Girl: I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons..

Boy: Really? Why not?

Girl: You make me sick!

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4 Responses to My Funny Valentine: Love These Jokes

  1. Thinker says:

    What did the bee say to his wife on Valentine’s Day? Bee Mine

  2. Pingback: Super Awesome Collection of Valentines Day Jokes & Puns | Mirth in a Blog

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