‘Ears a fews corny jokes for Valentines Day! Peas pass them along!
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day? I Love Ewe!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself!
And my favorite:
Girl: I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons..
Boy: Really? Why not?
Girl: You make me sick!