Football Jokes

What do you call a 300 pound nose tackle? AnorexicFootball

What is a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A thief.

What do you call a son of a lineman? Chip off the old block.

What did the football say to the punter? I get a kick out of you.

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback

OK. Maybe those deserve a yellow flag. Send us your football jokes!

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