Chickens of rubber and drunks on shot glasses
Spazzsticks and waxlips and gifts for dumb asses
Velcro catch games and machines that make noise
These are a few of my favorite toys.
Stress weiners, joke pens and puzzles so hard
Poppers of paper and mugs of the Bard
Eyeglasses, mustaches, toys that can sing
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the job sucks, when the flu strikes
When I’m seeing red,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bleh!
Mirth in a Box offers these “favorite things” and more on our wonderful new web site. Most of the above items are found under Pranks and Noisy Nonsense, some under Books, Puzzles and Games, Gifts or Edibles. Have fun! These really are our favorite things!