A Reindeer’s December To Do List

A Reindeer’s December To Do ListReindeer

1. Schedule massage for Dec 26th

2. Sharpen antlers

3. Polish sleigh bells

4. Check reins for worn laces

5. Get right front hoof puttied and sanded

6. Send apology to Rudolph for rude name calling

7. Buy gifts for Blixen and Dancer

8. Make sure passport is current

9. RSVP to  Dasher’s New Year’s Eve Party

10. Replace battery in GPS

11. Mail out of town gifts

12. Stock up on Gatorade

13. Order extra sorgum and hay for Christmas dinner

14. Get Comet’s recipe for lichen and sedge casserole

15. Begin cardio taper -Dec 15th

16. Dec 24th AM begin hydration and carbo loading

17. Dec 24th 3 PM eat light digestable snack

18. Dec 24th 4 PM Go for easy warm up jog.

19. Visit port a stable 1 hour prior to take off.

Mirth in a Box salutes all that reindeers do behind the scenes to keep Christmas merry. Please visit our web site and find lots of great holiday gifts and the world’s best stocking stuffers!

 

 


About Gay Gasser

Frustrated by the lack of quality care packages, Gay created Mirth in a Box. MirthinaBox.com is the place to go on the interne to find fun gift sets and care packages.
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