Monthly Archives: December 2011

Little Bo Peep’s New Year’s Resolutions

Little Bo Peep’s New Year’s Resolutions Investigate GPS collars for flock. Check in on Red Riding Hood’s grandmother more often. Sand and stain 5 foot crook. Repair hole in SW corner of fencing. Get eye exam. Buy new pair of … Continue reading

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Christmas Day Ruined by Dyslexic Mother’s Gaff

Fairfield, CT The local psychiatric walk-in clinic was flooded with clients after a misguided mother’s volunteerism went horribly wrong. Hannah Spelt wrote “From Satan” instead of “From Santa” while wrapping gifts for the local Toys for Tots chapter. Some children … Continue reading

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Punster Victim of Mob Violence

Meteorologist for local TV station WPUK, Ike Arumba, was hit by a torrent of cream pies and pelted with rubber chickens after a sudden flurry of bad weather puns during a recent broadcast. He is recovering in a local clinic. … Continue reading

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Santa Reconsiders Moving His Workshops to Bonita Bocca, FL

Top Ten Reasons to Stay in North Pole and Forgo Florida:   No Wal-Mart for 1500 miles Bulky clothes will hide my fat No annoying seagulls Always easy to find a free parking spot My beard hides my double (and … Continue reading

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Santa Considers Moving His Workshops to Bonita Bocca, FL.

Santa Considers Moving His Workshops to Bonita Bocca, FL Top Ten Reasons to Move to Florida: Walmart on every corner No more bulky clothes that make me look fat No more annoying polar bears Sleigh is difficult to drive and … Continue reading

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Upper West Sider’s Politically Correct Holiday Dinner Menu

Upper West Sider’s Politically Correct Holiday Dinner Menu Try this sumptuous meal for your next holiday feast. Comfort food in the truest sense of the word- you needn’t feel any remorse over how your food was raised, harvested, killed,transported, cooked … Continue reading

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The History Of Gift Giving by Steve Jones

Guest Post from Steve Jones of The Sticks Improv. Recently we asked on Twitter for some guest bloggers and Steve Jones promptly sent us this thought-provoking piece: The History Of Gift Giving by Steve Jones I am something of a … Continue reading

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Anne Weinrod’s Christmas Shopping List

Anne Weinrod’s Very Carefully Considered Christmas Shopping List  Here’s what Anne Weinrod is getting for her family for Christmas from Mirth(Shhhhhh!): For the soon-to-be father: Buzz Bites (caffeinated chocolate candies) Perky Jerky (caffeinated beef jerky) “How to Traumatize Your Children” … Continue reading

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Holiday Meltdown Quiz

Are You Headed for a Holiday Meltdown?    Everyone acknowledges that the holidays brim with stressors that can trigger misery, discord or agitation. Many professionals suggest making detailed to do lists, getting quality sleep, rehearsing reactions to stressful situations, frequently … Continue reading

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A Few of Gay’s Favorite Things

We asked Gay to focus and tell us few of her favorite Mirth in a Box products. She was given a 10″x10″x10″ box and 60 seconds to fill her box with whatever she wanted. Here is the result: Brief History … Continue reading

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