Open Casting Call for Thanksgiving Reality TV Show

Open Casting Call for New Reality TV Show, “Thanksgiving Dinner”

The newly launched WTF (What The F*@%&) network is hosting an open casting call forMan with Cat Episode 4 (Thanksgiving Dinner) of its latest reality show, “Home for the Holidays“. Please bring proper ID, headshots, breakfast, lunch and dinner, pillow, sleeping bag, collapsible arm chair, and appropriate reading materials.

The following parts will be cast:

Host:  Greying male 50 to 60 years old—Large and loud, buffoonish sense of self-importance.

Hostess:  Apple-shaped female 50 to 60 years old—Passive aggressive behavior.

Big LebowskiDaughter:  Female mid-20s—Charmingly neurotic

Son:  Male, mid-20s—Of ambiguous sexual orientation.

Child:  either sex, 5 years old, exceptionally attractive, biracial—Must be able to read, or convincingly appear to read Shakespeare and converse moderately well in French.

Family dog—older, flatulent and drooling, unneutered, able to leg hump on cue.

Neighbor:  Female, 30-40 years old—Of low self esteem, cat-lover, either excessively Old Flatulent dogthin or extremely over weight.

Brother of host:  Male 40-60 years old—Big Lewbowki-oid  physique & approach to life

Sister of hostess:  Female 60-70 years old—Leathery skin of life-long smoker; alcoholism a plus

Nephew:  Son of sister of hostess: Male, late 20s—Tourettes Syndrome a plus

Sister of host:  Female mid-50s—healthy, well groomed, Botoxed, Wall Streetesque Too much botoxdemeanor. New mother of brilliant, adopted biracial child.

Niece:  Female daughter of sister of host, 12 to 13 years old—Expert eye rolling and audible deep sighs necessary.

Nephew:  Male son of sister of host, 14-17 years old—Must be comfortable wearing drooping cargo pants

Male 80-90 years old—Incontinence an asset, must be willing to remove hearing devices and use ear trumpet

If chosen, cast members must be immediately available to film episode, sign hold harmless document, and agree to eat mincemeat pie.

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