Open Casting Call for New Reality TV Show, “Thanksgiving Dinner”
The newly launched WTF (What The F*@%&) network is hosting an open casting call for Episode 4 (Thanksgiving Dinner) of its latest reality show, “Home for the Holidays“. Please bring proper ID, headshots, breakfast, lunch and dinner, pillow, sleeping bag, collapsible arm chair, and appropriate reading materials.
The following parts will be cast:
Host: Greying male 50 to 60 years old—Large and loud, buffoonish sense of self-importance.
Hostess: Apple-shaped female 50 to 60 years old—Passive aggressive behavior.
Son: Male, mid-20s—Of ambiguous sexual orientation.
Child: either sex, 5 years old, exceptionally attractive, biracial—Must be able to read, or convincingly appear to read Shakespeare and converse moderately well in French.
Family dog—older, flatulent and drooling, unneutered, able to leg hump on cue.
Brother of host: Male 40-60 years old—Big Lewbowki-oid physique & approach to life
Sister of hostess: Female 60-70 years old—Leathery skin of life-long smoker; alcoholism a plus
Nephew: Son of sister of hostess: Male, late 20s—Tourettes Syndrome a plus
Niece: Female daughter of sister of host, 12 to 13 years old—Expert eye rolling and audible deep sighs necessary.
Nephew: Male son of sister of host, 14-17 years old—Must be comfortable wearing drooping cargo pants
Male 80-90 years old—Incontinence an asset, must be willing to remove hearing devices and use ear trumpet
If chosen, cast members must be immediately available to film episode, sign hold harmless document, and agree to eat mincemeat pie.
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