Monthly Archives: November 2011

Hopes and Aspirations of a Shopping Mall Santa

This is an old post from one of my favorite bloggers, Alex Berg, who briefly had a blog called Microanalysis. Alas for us, he has moved on to better things including paid writing gigs. Hopes and Aspirations of a Shopping … Continue reading

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Snake in a Mint Can: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: Originally tested on Mr. Adams’ wife, this domesticated bit of hijinx was first called “Snake in a Jam Jar”. This heart-stopping joke then morphed into myriad permutations, the most popular being “Snake in a Nut Can” and “Snake … Continue reading

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Fake Dog Poop: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: Typically, any sort of fake dog poop product produces countless hours of hilarity.  One can expect to see the real thing at least once every 24 hours, so this joke has true staying power.  Most novelty companies have … Continue reading

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Barbie Reveals Traumatic Childhood

Barbie Reveals Traumatic Childhood In an exclusive interview with Mirth in a Box, Barbie opens up about her tortured youth. “It was a nightmare. Boy toys were intimidated by my sensuous curves, lustrous hair and good grooming.” Babs goes on … Continue reading

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Old MacDonald Breeds Mutant Turkeys

Old MacDonald Breeds Mutant Turkeys In an effort to accommodate everyone’s desire for a drumstick, Old MacDonald, known as Mac to friends, has developed a five-legged turkey. Mac spent the past 2 decades in a hidden room in the old … Continue reading

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Open Casting Call for Thanksgiving Reality TV Show

Open Casting Call for New Reality TV Show, “Thanksgiving Dinner” The newly launched WTF (What The F*@%&) network is hosting an open casting call for Episode 4 (Thanksgiving Dinner) of its latest reality show, “Home for the Holidays“. Please bring … Continue reading

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Palindromes!

Palindrome-[PAL in drohm] noun. A word or phrase that is spelled the same & reads the same backwards and forwards. Some classics: Ere I saw Elba, able was I ere. And the perennial favorite: Madam, I’m Adam! Back in June we … Continue reading

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