Connecticut to Undergo Treatment for Low Self Esteem

Fairfield, CT

The US Department of State Psychiatry (USDSP) has announced that Connecticut will under go Connecticut, One Small State!treatment for low self esteem effective immediately. “There are serious long term implications in having a state, so close to NYC and other population-dense areas, with this sort of mental instability,” said a spokesman for the USDSP late Friday.

CT has always has feeling of inadequacy stemming from it being one of the smallest of the United States. Rhode Island, its neighbor and the tiniest state in the union has made up for its lack of size by adopting an aggressive swagger. CT on the other hand has tried to keep a stiff upper lip and has become increasingly emotionally stunted.

Therapy will include changing the state motto from, “ He Who Transplanted Still Sustains” to  “You are Awesome”and daily self-affirmation sayings by Governor Malloy.

Peacock- CT's New State Bird

Move over, Robin!

The state bird, once the common robin is now a male peacock with plumage spread and crest erect.

The USDSP will access Connecticut’s progress after three months to determine whether pharmaceutical intervention will be necessary.

Mirth in a Box is located is this modest state. Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual gift boxes. We love you Connecticut (except for the high taxes, crowded highways and erratic weather)!!! Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual gift boxes that can cheer anyone up! Governor Malloy, why not send Connecticut Bestest Medicine?

 

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Creatures That Would Be Absolutely Terrifying If They Were Six Feet Tall

  • Sea MonkeysCockroaches
  • Earwigs
  • Gerbils
  • Babies
  • Those weird centipede things that crawl out of sink drains
  • Chihuahuas
  • Lobsters
  • Toads
  • Rubber Cockroaches

No worries! This is only the stuff of nightmares and not reality.

We swiped the idea for this blog post from Alex Berg, funny guy.

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Amusing Anagrams

Mirth in a Box likes any sort of word play including anagrams. An anagrams is a Pencils Ready!rearrangement of the letters of one word or phrase to form another word or phrase. We thought these were pretty clever:

  • Dormitory=Dirty Room
  • Evangelist=Evil’s Agent
  • Desperation= A Rope Ends It
  • The Morse Code= Here come the Dots
  • Slot Machines=Cash Lost in ‘em
  • The Earthquakes=That Queer Shake
  • The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath
  • A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a man tamed it

Please send us some of your favorite anagrams!

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24 Carrot Rabbit Jokes

  • Too Cute! A Bunny Rabbit!Why did the rabbit eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots!
  • What type of book does a rabbit like to read? One with a hoppy ending!
  • What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
  • What do you call a rabbit that is real cool? A hip hopper.
  • What are 400 Rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line!
  • What is a rabbit’s favorite TV show? Hoppy Days
  • What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
  • Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
  • What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit bill? One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
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Great Caesar’s Ghost! Super Hero Jokes

Why did Spiderman join the swim team? Because he had webbed feet!Iron Man

How was Aquaman’s son delivered? Via SEA section!

What do you get when you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? Souperman!

What does Batgirl like to wear to bed? Her Dark Knight Gown!

What did Iron Man say to Spider Man? Don’t bug me!

What’s Magneto’s favorite movie? Ferrous Bueller!

What is Iron Man’s Favorite drink? Fruit Punch!

Send us your favorite Super hero jokes! We have a slew of Batman and Robin jokes coming soon. There were so many Batman and Robin jokes, we gave them their own post. Go figure!

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Coughing & Screaming Ashtray: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: Numerous studies show that most people don’t want their houses stinking ofCoughing, Screaming Ashtray gag gift tobacco but are too tender to ban the smokers in their lives to the back porch. We thought a Couching and Screaming Ashtray was the perfect balance between accommodation and recrimination. Our lab staff leapt at the chance to try out this novel home accessory.

Testing: Some assembly was needed to make this prank work. 2 AA batteries were required but were not included. A tiny Phillips head screwdriver was also needed to insert the batteries. This ashtray works by principle of photo sensitivity-when the sensors are denied light (by placing a cigarette in the trough) the coughing and/or screaming commences. The right side coughs, the left screams and groans. Our staff tested each side over 50 times with a 100% success rate. It was funny the first 40 times.

Conclusions: Surprisingly, this item was extremely popular with all our testers- rabid anti-smokers and ardent nicotine aficionados alike. We decided to make the Coughing and Screaming Ashtray an add in for our “Quit Smoking!” gift basket and, of course, we include the batteries and a mini screwdriver set.

You can find the Coughing and Screaming Ashtray in the world’s first (well, we think so) gift basket for smokers and ex-smokers, “Quit Smoking!”

Visit our YouTube channel to see Dr. Alex testing this piece of plastic perfection.

 

 

 

 

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Public Service Announcement: Mothers’ Day is Coming!

Mirth in a Box (why yes, yes we do sell gifts, why do you ask?) wants to make sure you Minivan Mom Survival Kitremember Mothers Day this year!

  • Roses are red violets are blue
  • Sugar is sweet and so are you.

Would you send this trite and tired poem to your mother? I Happy Mother Day Gift Boxcertainly hope not! So why send roses or chocolates again? Mirth in a Box has created 2 very special gift boxes for Mothers Day: Minivan Moms Survival Kit and Happy Mothers Day. Don’t forget Grandma and your very special aunt. That’s all I’m going to say on the subject.

Hot SauceFYI my oldest son sent me a fine assortment of hot sauces with names like Rectal Rampage and Anal Assault. He knows what I like.

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Phyllis Diller on Motherhood

94-year-old Phyllis Diller didn’t start her career in comedy until she was in her late 30′s. Phyllis DillerRaising 6 children gave her plenty of material. Here are a few of Diller’s observations on her days as a housewife:

  • My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
  • Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
  • Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
  • Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.
  • I’m beginning to have morning sickness. I’m not having a baby, I’m just sick of morning.
  • We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
  • The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  • Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
  • I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

She was recently heard to say, “I still take the Pill ’cause I don’t want anymore grandchildren,”

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Some Truth about Living with Your First Roommate-Guest Post by Justin McGenity

When a lot of young people venture off to college on their own, it is their first time living Living with a College Roommatewith someone besides their immediate family. Having to deal with a new environment on top of being crammed in close vicinity with other people inside the Freshman dorms can be an eye-opening experience. Here are a few comparisons on life at home with the family versus living with your new roommate.

#1. Expect to see them naked

Unless your family is intensely shy, and you are incredibly lucky, you have seen some members of your family naked. When you live with someone long enough, it simply happens. You can expect the same from your roommate. Whether your dorm has a community shower, or you happen to come in the room while they are changing, close proximity and time make a close encounter with your roommate’s bare genitalia an inevitability. Be sure not to scream when it happens.

#2. Expect to see them having sex.

We all have either heard of people walking in on their parents in the middle of love-making, or been unfortunate enough to do so ourselves. The sight of someone you know rutting about and moaning can be disturbing, but remember that when you find your first college lover, you might be the one caught in the act. One key difference from home to college, unless you are from Alabama, is that when you walk in on your roommate, you might find yourself unexpectedly invited to join in on their merriment.

#3. Expect to see some substance abuse.

As the second part of the debauchery trifecta of “sex, drugs, and rock’n'roll,” drugs are rampant on college campuses. For our more sheltered youngsters, it can be shocking to see people bringing out beer, liquor, weed, cocaine, or more. For others, you have seen your parents or siblings partake enough times to know what the deal is, and if they never shared before, then there is your chance to try it out.

#4. Expect your food to be eaten.

Even the rattiest Freshman dormitories these days tend to come with a microfridge. These are great for storing frozen burritos, leftover fast food, and hot dogs. Just remember that there is nothing keeping your roommate from eating that last burrito you were looking forward to having after your classes, just as there was nothing keeping your little sibling from snagging the last of the ice cream from the freezer.

#5. Expect the unexpected.

There is no telling what kind of person you will end up living with when you get to your dorm. They could be a stereotypical jock or cheerleader,listening to nothing but pop music and constantly partying. They could be a home-schooled mouth-breather who watches you while you sleep. They could be a chronic masturbator. Keep an open mind, and remember that everyone is their own special, unique snowflake.

Justin McGenity is a freelance writer, programmer, and contributor to DegreeJungle.com. He attended college at Georgia Southern University. Thank you to DegreeJungle.com for providing this informative post! You can follow them on Facebook or Twitter.

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Oh Mother! Silly & Sassy Quotes About Mothers

Mirth in a Box prefers snappy to sappy. We thought these quotes about mothers were Mother Goose and Goslingsdarn fun!

  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.  Author Unknown
  • Sweater, noun. A garment worn by a child when its mother is feeling chilly. Ambrose Bierce
  • I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It’s chicken and eggs. And I said, “I gotta use that one.” Paul Simon (ewwww!!!)
  • My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch. Jack Nicholson 
  • Mother is a verb not a noun. Anonymous
  • Mirror, mirror on the wall. I am my mother after all. Anonymous (so true and so disturbing!)
  • There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. Jill Churchill (OK, this one was too sweet to pass up)

Mirth in a Box sells fun gifts and custom gift boxes. We created two new gift boxes just for Mothers Day, Minivan Moms Survival Kit and Happy Mothers Day. Send one to your favorite mother figure today!

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