Hey Santa! Did your elves tell you that almost everyone likes to find a few games inside their stockings? Yep. It’s a fact and we made a video to help you know which games are small enough to fit nicely in a stocking. Here are just a few of the fun games we carry at MirthinaBox.com. If you watch the entire video, you’ll find a coupon at the end! Oh yeah! XMAS12 works until the end of the year but use SS2013 for 15%. We’ve got lots more puzzles & games on our web site, MirthinaBox.com and a huge selection a small, fun stuff for those Christmas stockings.
I guess the only perfect Thanksgiving dinners were at Norman Rockwell’s house.
On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime. Anonymous
Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ? John Caponera
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your familyat Thanksgiving. Craig Ferguson
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet
Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. Michael Dresser
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car. Stephen Colbert
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. Jay Leno
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Kevin James
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis Diller
Do you know any one who is trying to quit smoking? My first piece of advice would be to lay off the nagging! I quit many, many times and nagging NEVER worked! A little encouragement is a wonderful thing so Mirth in a Boxhas the world’s first Quit Smoking care package(this may not be true). We think you should send one!
Don’t know what to put on the card? Here’s a few choice quips:
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. Woody Allen
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. Anonymous
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. Mark Twain
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT”. Dave Barry
I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette. Rodney Dangerfield
I’ve been close to Bette Davis for thirty-eight years – and I have the cigarette burns to prove it. Henry Fonda