Cupid’s Pre-Valentine’s Day To Do List

Cupid's Pre-Valentine's Day To Do List (1)

1. Buy spare pair of Spanx

2. Bleach new diaper

3. Dry clean wings

4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt

5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer

6. Call to make full body wax appointment

7. Confirm interview with Dr. Phil

8. Buff out scratches on bow

9. Sharpen arrows 

10. 2x daily target practice

11. Call Hershey’s back, let them know that they need to send 5,000,000 more chocolate boxes ASAP

12. Call for a pedicure appointment

13. Set reminder to be ready for fly practice-tomorrow morning 6 am

14. Moisturize!

15. Make sure arrow bag is secure and ready to go

Mirth in a Box loves Valentines Day! Please visit our site, www.MirthinaBox.com to find the perfect gift for your silly sweetheart!

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Birthday Wishes for your Middle Aged Friends!

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We thought these quotes might take the sting out of that “significant” birthday:

  • “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”  -Unknown
  • “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.” –Bob Hope
  • “Age is just a number.  Mine is unlisted.”  -Unknown
  • “Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.” –Unknown
  • “Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”  –Chili Davis
  • “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” –Bob Hope
  • “It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen” –Brigitte Bardot
  • “How young can you die of old age?” –Steven Wright
  • “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve.  Middle age is when you’re forced to.” –Bill Vaughn
  • “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” –Andy Rooney
  • “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” –Phyllis Diller
  • “Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.”  –Joan Rivers
  • “Middle age–the time when you finally get your head together, but then your body starts falling apart” –Unknown
  • “Middle age is having the choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.” –Daniel Bennett

Mirth in a Box sells fantastically fun gifts and gift boxes including fan favorite, Birthday Party in a Box and Ha Ha You’re Old Now. Here’s an idea! Send some happy for a birthday today!

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Cheep Shots: The 10 Best Bird Jokes

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  • How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side!
  • What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
  • Why does a stork stand on one leg? Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one!
  • Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
  • Why do ducks fly south? Because it’s too far to walk!
  • Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market!
  • Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a sedan!
  • What do you call a duck on drugs? A quackhead !
  • What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal !
  • What does a 1,000 lb. canary say? Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
  • When should you buy a bird? When it’s cheep!
  • How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely on the ground? It uses its sparrowchute!
  • Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words to the song!

Got any better jokes? Please send them my way!

Mirth in a Box sells fun and unusual care packages for campers, college students, and people who need to be cheered up! Send one today!

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This Flu Joke Might Make You Sick!

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cheer up, chum

But it certainly made me laugh!

This year’s run of the Flu is certainly serious, but here at Mirth In A Box we try to find a little bit of laughter in everything.

Patient: “Doctor, doctor! Can you help me? I am awfully sick!”

Doctor: “Flu?”

Patient: “No I drove here.”

And one more for the road…..

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the regular flu? With the bird flu you need tweetment!

Hey! We have an idea? Why not send one of MirthinaBox.com’s  Get Well and Cheer Up gift sets to all your friends who are sick with a cough, runny nose, fever or headache?  Giddy up!

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Classic Jokes That Will Still Get You Laughin’

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Here at Mirth In A Box, we are huge fans of laughing, any type of comedic behaviors, but most of all, we love jokes! A good joke can outlast the test of time.  If recited correctly with just the right amount of sarcasm and enthusiasm, it is guaranteed to crack a smile across the faces of it’s audience. Here are some of our favorite classic jokes to get your week started!

  • Did ya hear on the news how the police arrested two kids yesterday? One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
  • The other day, I said to the gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
  • A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?” “It’s called the door!”
  • Two women, each a dog owner, are arguing about whose dog is smarter.  The first Woman starts by arguing, “my dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper  to come and then immediately brings it right to me.” The second woman adds,  “I know…” “How?” the first woman asked. The second woman replies with “my dog told me.”
  • What’s the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.
  • What did the black bug say as it slid down the zebras back? Now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t.
  • A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
  • What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!

Have a classic joke of your own you would like to tell us about? Leave a comment below!

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Brrrrr! Snowman Jokes

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Here are a few Snowman jokes to get you through the bitter cold this winter! We’re hoping that a good laugh will help keep you warm!

  • Why did Frosty the Snowman divorce his wife? Because his wife turned out to be a flake
  • If a Snowman was a rapper what would his stage name be? Froze-T
  • Why was the Snowman sad? Because he was having a meltdown
  • What do you call the annual Snowman Holiday party? The Snowball
  • What do Snowmen refer to their kids as? Chill-dren
  • If Frosty the Snowman and a wolf had a baby, what would it be called? A brrrr-grrrrr
  • When a Snowman has to cash a check, where does he go? The snow bank
  • If a Snowman and a vampire had a baby what would they name it? Frostbite
  • What do Snowmen wear on their heads to keep warm? Ice caps 
  • What does Frosty the Snowman add to his cheeseburgers? Chilly sauce
  • How do you scare a Snowman? Pull out a hairdryer

We would love to hear some of your favorite Snowman jokes! Comment below!

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Snow Day Essentials

Snow Day Essentials

Brrrrrr! As we ring in the new year, mounds of snow have already made their way into our backyards and it seems like they are here to stay.  With great snow accumulation comes a great amount of snow days.  But despite the excitement on a child’s face when they are told school is cancelled due to inclement weather conditions, a parents face seems to simultaneously cringe in panic.  What could possibly keep one’s child entertained for the duration of a snow day, without driving their parents crazy? Don’t worry MirthInABox is here to help with some fun snow day essentials that will put a smile on every parent and child’s face.

  1. Board games- board games are a great way to involve the whole family in a friendly snow day competition.  Some of our staff’s favorite games include, Zeus On The Loose, Hanabi, and Loot all of which are sure to keep the kids busy and happy.
  2. Ear Plugs for Mom and Dad- For the parents that are having trouble coping with their children’s bountiful energy exploding all over the house, ear plugs are here to save the day.
  3. An Indoor Sport (That Won’t Damage Any Furniture)- After a few hours of being indoors, cabin fever is sure to set in.  To keep the kids moving, MirthInABox offers a miniature basketball hoop that can easily be attached to a door or a wall and a small basketball to go with it.
  4. A DIY Activity- The Stitch and Sketch DIY Journal will transform any child into an embroidering artist and keep them busy creating a snow day masterpiece.
  5. Coloring the Day Away Alongside the Kids- Kids are not the only ones who can get bored on a snow day: The Color Relax Pocket-Sized Adult Coloring Book is a great way for a parent to keep their mind occupied on a frigid snow day as well!

Each of these products are available for purchase on our website!

Happy Snow Days!

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What to Get the Person Who Has Everything

What to Buy the Person Who Has Everything

It is officially the Holiday season! You know what that calls for- an abundance of festive lights, kitchens filled to the brim with baked goods, and of course the joyous yet stressful task of gift giving. And with that comes the obligatory question, “what do I get the person who has everything?” But before you let that nagging question put a damper on your holiday cheer, MirthInABox.com is here to help! Here are a few great gift ideas that are sure to brighten everyone’s holiday, especially the person you are having trouble buying for.

  1. Cocktail Party Box- This gift is sure to get the party started! Equipped with wine glass ID tags, drinking games and much more, this game is perfect for any cocktail enthusiast.

2. Class Prankster Box– This box is perfect for the playful jokester of the group. It includes many of the traditional prank gadgets that can entertain for hours.  Such as, snake in a mint can, chomping teeth, flingshot monkey, and more!

3. Always On The Go Box– This box is the perfect investment for a boss, colleague, or friend who never seems to have enough hours in the day. It includes on the go snacks, a ceramic coffee mug, breath mints and more!

4. Board Games– For the game fanatic, or super competitive friend, MirthInABox.com offers a plethora of mind games, word games, and even Mensa approved games already packed together in a box for your convenience.

5. Make your own box–  Our website offers dozens of quirky, funny, creative, and gift worthy products that you can easily put together to create your own personalized one of a kind box!

Each of these suggestions are available for purchase on our website!

From everyone at MirthInAbox.com, we wish you a happy holiday season (full of chuckles, and jokes).

 

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Dribble Glasses: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: A dribble glass is an seemingly innocent glass with tiny, virtually undectectable holes in the sides, usually covered by etchings or painted designs. When an unsuspecting victim drinks from this glass, liquid dribbles down his chin and hilarity ensues. The original dribble glass was created by the godfather of gags, S. S. Adams.  In keeping with most of his inventions, it is subtle, simple and satisfying. However, this old-school prank was about as hard to find as a rotary telephone. We did manage to locate a few of these classic jokes and sent for them.

Testing: During side-by-side visual comparisons, our quality control department Dribble glass great prank Mirth in a Boximmediately rejected the plastic dribble glasses.  The glass version of the prank was clearly superior. We tested 3 different juice-sized tumblers, tucking them in with regular beverage containers in 2 different locations: a home kitchen pantry and an office lunchroom. Each and every time the counterfeit container was selected, the drinker was treated to a wet chin and a sodden shirt. Befuddled and embarrassed at first, only one of the dozen or so victims realized that the glass she was drinking from was a planted prank.

All three glasses were similar in quality and performed well, so we ultimately picked the one that came from the closest warehouse. Call us green!

Conclusion: Few pranks can serve up satisfaction like the Dribble Glass. The material integrity of glass, though weightier than plastic, makes this an ideal trick to use over and over. It stood up well to repeated washings.

Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual gift boxes for all occasions including April Fools Day! Why not send something to your favorite prankster today?

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May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses:Saint patricks day

  • May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with!
  • May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench your eternal thirst!
  • May the devil make a fool of you!
  • Dysentery on you!
  • If you eat, that you may not shit!
  • May you have the runs on your wedding night!
  • May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the Hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can’t find you with a telescope!

All righty then! Here’s an Irish blessing to reverse those curses:

May your blessings out number the shamrocks that grow and may trouble avoid you wherever you go!

Happ Saint Patrick’s Day!

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