Funny Quotes About Babies!

  • I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.baby with messy face Douglas Feaver
  • My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.Stephen Wright
  • Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it. Jean Kerr
  • Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, “What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!” Stephen Wright
  • No one likes change but babies in diapers. Barbara Johnson
  • Make no mistake about why babies are here-they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld
  • It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t. Barbara Kingsolver
    Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Fran Lebowitz
  • Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Jeff Foxworthy
  • They’re not the sharpest people-babies. So you have to be everything to them. Paul Reiser

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Ape House Humor: The Jokes Write Themselves

  • Why did the gorilla go to the doctor? Because his banana wasn’t peeling very chimp babywell!
  • Did you hear about the awful jungle party? Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip!
  • What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George!
  • Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building? Because he couldn’t fit in the elevator!
  • What does a monkey chef wear while making dinner? An APE-ron!
  • What should you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your school desk? Sit somewhere else!
  • How did the gorilla do in the beauty contest? Beast in Show!
  • What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail? It won’t be long now!
  • Where do chimps get their gossip? On the ape vine!
  • Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
  • Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

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Earth Day Quotes: Giving Mother Nature Some Love

Earth Day, always April 22nd, was first celebrated in 1970.large trees

  • What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? Henry David Thoreau
  • A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children. John James Audubon
  • Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
  • Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money. Cree Indian Proverb
  • A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  • At some point in life, the world’s beauty becomes enough. Toni Morrison
  • I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth. Stephen Hawking
  • In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. John Muir
  • As crude a weapon as the cave man’s club, the chemical barrage has been hurled against the fabric of life. Rachel Carson
  • Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s greed. Mahatma Gandhi

Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual care packages. Did you know that Anne and Gay (the people behind scenes at Mirth in a Box) met in 19990 while volunteering for River- Lab , a bellwether environmental educational program based in Fairfield, CT? Anne is still on the board of directors of the Mill River Wetland Committee! Thank goodness for people like Anne Weinrod!

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Bbbye Bye! Quotes About Money

April 15th. Sigh.stack of coins

  • The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. Albert Einstein
  • Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. Ronald Reagan
  • I love to go to Washington-if only to be near my money. Bob Hope
  • The only thing I like about rich people is their money. Nancy Astor
  • I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
  • I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock. Henny Youngman
  • Money can’t buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. moneyAnonymous
  • Misers aren’t fun to live with but they make wonderful ancestors. David Brenner
  • If saving money is wrong, I don’t want to be right! William Shatner
  • If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. J Paul Getty

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Happy Hump Day!

The bad news….2 more days until your tax returns are due. The good news….the week is half over! Here’s a dromedarycamel picture. It might help.

Actually, it might be a dromedary but that certainly doesn’t change that fact that it is hump day or tax day.

And a few camel jokes:

  • What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey!
  • What do you call 144 camels in a box? Gross!
  • What do you call a crying Camel?
A humpback wail!

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Where Do Homeless Accountants Live?

In tax shelters! Ooof!IRS 1040 Tax Form Being Filled Out

And a few more jokes about those fine folks who worked on our tax forms:

  • What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? He has a loophole named after him!
  • What’s the difference between the short and long income tax forms? If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the accountant gets your money.
  • Did you hear about the cannibal tax accountant? 
She charges an arm and a leg!
  • What’s the Difference Between Tax Avoidance & Tax Evasion? Jail!
  • How many tax auditors does it take to find your $5.00 mistake on your expense account? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.  
  • When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he doesn’t have the charisma to become an undertaker!

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Kids! Gotta Love ‘Em!

  • Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge children jumping in to waterthem; sometimes they forgive them.  Oscar Wilde
  • A person soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions. Richard L. Evans
  • Children need models rather than critics. Joseph Joubert
  • It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. Frederick Douglass
  • To be in your children’s memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today. Barbara Johnson
  • Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
 Fran Lebowitz
  • If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.  
Abigail Van Buren
  • You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you happy kidswhere they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going. P.J. O’Rourke
  • You see much more of your children once they leave home. Lucille Ball
  • To understand your parents’ love you must raise children yourself. Chinese Proverb
  • There are two lasting bequests  we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. Hodding Carter Jr.
  • I have frequently gained my first real insight into the character of parents by studying their children. Arthur Conan Doyle

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The More The Merrier! 10 More ‘A Guy Walked in to a Bar’ Jokes

  1. A pile of trash walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey, didn’t I throw you mallard duckout yesterday?”
  2. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.It was tense!
  3. A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”
  4. A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says, “Should I put it on your bill?”
  5. A duck walks into a bar, hops up onto the bar.”Got any peanuts?” he asks the barman. “No” says the bartender. Duck jumps down and walks out. Next day, the duck walks back into the bar, hops up on the bar and asks,”Got any peanuts?” “No!” says the bartender. The duck jumps down and walks out. The next day, the duck walks back into the bar, hops back up on the bar and again asks, “Got any peanuts?” “NO!” screams the bartender. “We don’t have any peanuts! If you come in here one more time asking for peanuts, I’m gonna nail your feet to the bar!” The duck hops down and walks out. The following day, the duck walks into the bar, hops up on the bar, and asks: “Got any nails?” “NO! I do not have any nails!!!!!” shouts the bartender! “Good.” replies the duck. “Got any peanuts?”
  6. A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says “Hey!” The horse says, “Yes please, and can I get a beer with that?”
  7. Two scientists walk in to a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink. The first scientist  says “I’ll have a glass of H2O please.” The second scientist says “I’ll  have H2O too.” The second scientist dies.
  8. A guy walks into a bar and asks, “Do you have any helicopter-flavored potato chips?” Bartender says, “No, we only have plane.”
  9. Two guys walk into a bar. One says to the other, “I didn’t see it either.”
  10. A bathroom scale walks into a bar. Bartender says, “I’ll be with you in a minute.” The bathroom scale says, “I can weight.”

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Happy April Fools Day-Quotes About Fools

  • Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools april fool?in it than ever. Charles Lamb
  • A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams
  • There are two kinds of fools: those who can’t change their opinions and those who won’t. Josh Billings
  • Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain-and most fools do. Benjamin Franklin
  • Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools speak because they have to say something. Plato
  • Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. Dean Koontz
  • A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.Edward G. Bulwer-
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    Air Head?

    Lytton

  • Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Chinese Proverb
  • We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. Japanese Proverb
  • Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. Frank Dane

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Wanna Get Crafty? Best Paper Crafts For 2016!

Thank you, Carolyn Clarke and Paper Mart-paper crafts for these great ideas!coloring for adults

We may live in a digital age, but paper still prevails when it comes to crafting. Paper crafts are an entertaining and creative way to express your artistic individuality. Here are some of the best paper crafts for 2016:

Coloring Books Coloring books are back in a big way. These aren’t the run-of-the-mill coloring books for small children; instead, they are specifically designed for adults. What makes them so fun is that they’re actually fairly challenging. The images feature intricate designs and concentrated coloring areas for a more stunning visual and stimulating coloring experience. You can use colored pens or pencils to create your masterpiece.

Gift Boxes A great way to spruce up gift boxes or storage containers is to use paper crafts paper martold wrapping paper or repurposed vintage wallpaper. Most of us have reams of unused wrapping paper that we don’t know what to do with but just can’t seem to get rid of. The perfect way to use those small amounts of paper is to create custom gift boxes.

Order a few plain gift boxes in various sizes from a paper supply site like Paper Mart and decorate the lids with old wrapping paper. You can even search for vintage prints at flea markets and yard sales to create your own unique gift or knick-knack boxes.

Handmade Cards Creating and sending your own handmade cards is a great way to let your loved ones know just how much you care. Use thick card stock paper and crease down the middle. You can use a pair of craft scissors to give it a fun edge, or simply tear the edges to give it a rustic feel.

Don’t stop there—use a nice fabric to add an accent to the front of the card. A lace bow, a small ribbon flower, or a heart cut from rich velvet fabric or a patterned muslin can really set your card apart. It’s a simple way to let someone know you’re thinking of them and it’s sure to be a treasured gift.

Don’t Forget the Kids Of course, some of the best crafts are the ones made paper mart paper craftsby children. Their enthusiasm and infectious energy can be the perfect starting point for some fun paper crafts. We like to keep it simple and classic when crafting with kids: a nice assortment of colored paper, some child-friendly scissors, school glue, and a few embellishments like sequins, feathers, or pipe cleaners are all they need to let their inner artists shine. Before you know it, they’ll be creating landscapes, fantasy scenes, and more.

Have Fun Remember, the point of crafting is to be creative and have fun. Let your imagination run wild and see what you can create. There’s simply no end to the best paper crafts this year.

Author Bio: Carolyn Clarke is a freelance writer from Omaha, Nebraska. She has written for clients like Demand Media and the Omaha World-Herald. When she isn’t working on DIY projects with her two daughters, Lauryn and Lila, she’s volunteering at her local pet shelter.

Thanks for the inspiration, Carolyn!

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