Happiness is having a large,loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices-take it or leave it. Buddy Hacket
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. Cary Grant
If you ever start to feel like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair because after five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going,’You know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’ Jeff Foxworthy
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. Fred Allen
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time. Winston Pendelton
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield
I though these were funny. Please note: I love my family and you all better come home for the holidays!
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I guess the only perfect Thanksgiving dinners were at Norman Rockwell’s house.
On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime. Anonymous
Who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ? John Caponera
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your familyat Thanksgiving. Craig Ferguson
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet
Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. Michael Dresser
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car. Stephen Colbert
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. Jay Leno
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Kevin James
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis Diller